Sassy – Autoquest 196 6 berth Family Motorhome

🏡 House Rules for Your Rolling Palace 🏡

Welcome aboard! We're thrilled to have you, but before you hit the open road, let’s lay down a few ground rules to keep this adventure running smoothly. And remember, the better you treat our motorhome, the happier your deposit will be! 😇💸

1. Full Tank, Full Heart ❤️⛽
Before you hand over the keys, ensure the tank is as full as your sense of adventure! You bring it back with a full tank of fuel, and we'll all be smiling.

2. Black Waste Cassette – Not Your New Friend 🚽💀
We get it, it's not glamorous, but it’s got to be done. Empty that black waste cassette before returning. It’s like taking out the trash, only slightly... smellier. And trust us, no one wants to deal with that later.

3. Grey Waste – Bye Bye, Yucky Water 🌧️🚫
Got some leftover water sloshing around in the grey waste tank? Let’s say adios to that before drop-off. Your future self thanks you. The grass, however, does not.

4. Freshwater Tank – Keep It Light! 💧🛁
Empty the fresh water tank before you return. Think of it as unloading the baggage before the end of a trip—metaphorically and literally.

5. Dish Duty – No Sink Shenanigans 🍽️🧼
Don’t let the dishes turn into a science experiment. Please wash up those plates, glasses, and anything else you’ve used. Your next meal shouldn't involve mystery residue.

6. Keep It Clean – Sparkle, Baby! ✨🧹
Treat this motorhome like it’s your own or your mother inspects it afterward. Keep the cabin and living space clean and tidy, and look fabulous for the next road warrior.

Final Word – Deposit Drama 💸😬
Now, here’s the deal: If these rules aren’t followed, I’ll have to hang on to that deposit. No hard feelings, but let’s avoid that, shall we? Keep things shipshape, and you’ll have your full deposit back in no time!

Thanks for being awesome and for respecting our rolling home. Safe travels, and happy memories, and may your road trip be one for the record books! 🚐🎉