Diesel
Sleeps 2
2 Seats
with seatbelts
🚐 Meet Boris – Your Highland-Ready Rolling Hideaway!
Say hello to Boris, our freshly converted Renault Master Mk3 camper van — your passport to off-grid freedom or cozy campsite comfort. Whether you're chasing sunrises on a misty loch or wild camping under the stars, Boris has got your back (and your brew).
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🛠️ Van Features
Fully Off-Grid with solar power + leisure battery
Optional Hook-Up for campsite plug-in
100-litre water tank – no more rationing rinses!
Hot Water System...
The Motorhome
Amenities
Living area
- Airconditioning home area
- Awning
- Bike carrier
- Camping table and chairs
- Dinette
- Freezer
- Garage
- Gas cylinder
- Heating
- Hot water
- Kitchen equipment
- Linens
- L-seat
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Off-grid camping
- Outside shower
- Oven
- Refrigerator
- Safety box
- Shower
- Solar panel
- Stove
- Swivel seats
- Toilet
- Towels included
- TV
- TV receiver
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Winter camping
Cab features
- Airbags
- Airconditioning in cabin
- Audio input
- Bluetooth
- Cruise Control
- GPS
- Isofix
- Parking assistance
- Power Steering
- Radio
- Reversing camera
- Roof rack
- Snow chains
- Towbar
- Winter tyres
Insurances
House Rules
- Smoking Allowed: No
- Pets Allowed: Yes
- Going Abroad Allowed: Please enquire
- Wintersport Allowed: Please enquire
- Festivals Allowed: No
- Mountains allowed: No
- Minimum Age Restriction: 25 years
🏡 House Rules for Boris the Camper Van
1. Treat Boris like your own wee home
– He’s got character and charm — please look after him and leave him as clean as you found him.
2. No Smoking 🚭
– Not inside the van, not out the window — not even a cheeky cigar. Smoke-free zone, always.
3. Pets Welcome (With Manners) 🐾
– Furry companions are fine, but no muddy paws on the bedding, and please don’t leave them unattended inside the van.
4. Stick to the Speed Limit ⚠️
– Boris isn’t built for racing — he prefers scenic routes and sensible driving.
5. Fuel Policy: Full to Full ⛽
– Boris will leave you with a full tank. Please bring him back the same — it’s only fair.
6. Wild Camping? Be Respectful 🌿
– Off-grid is great, but always follow the Scottish Outdoor Access Code (or local rules), and leave no trace behind.
7. No Festivals or Raves Without Permission 🎪
– We love fun, but please check in first if you're planning on parking up at a big event.
8. Water & Toilets 💧🚽
– If Boris has a loo, please empty the cassette before return. Keep an eye on water levels and refill when needed.
9. Break Something? Be Honest 💔
– Accidents happen. Just let us know ASAP so we can sort it — no hard feelings.
10. Enjoy the Journey! ✨
– Boris is more than a van — he’s a memory-maker on wheels. Take him somewhere magical, and have the time of your life.
Pricing
- Weekly mileage limit Unlimited
- Cleaning Fee £0
Availability
- Pickup Time: 1:00 PM
- Return Time: 12:00 PM
- 5 nights minimum
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