SKYE – Escape With Skye: Your Highland Hideaway on Wheels

A Few Wee Rules (So We All Stay Pals):
🧼 Leave no trace (of yourself or last night’s curry):
Give the van a wee tidy before dropping it back – it’s your home on wheels, not a student flat.
⛽ Full tank in, full tank out:
She goes out full of diesel – bring her home the same way, and we’ll stay friends.
🚭 No smoking/vaping inside the van:
Keep it fresh. Smoke outside, and let the wild air do the work.
🐶 Dugs welcome (if they’re well-behaved):
Let us know first, and please don’t let the wee rascals sleep on the beds unless they’ve got their own blankie.
🛠️ Treat her like your granny’s living room:
No wild wheelies, no off-roading, and don’t try launching her off a hilltop – she’s adventurous, but she’s not a stunt van.
🧻 Empty the loo if you’ve used one:
Otherwise, karma will find you.
🎥 Enjoy the 100” projector, but bring your own Netflix login:
And maybe don’t watch The Blair Witch Project if you’re parked in a forest...
⏰ Return on time (or give us a shout if you’re running late):
We’ve all been caught behind a tractor or lost on a single track road – just don’t ghost us.