
Welcome to Lofty my Quirky Off-Grid Campervan for Hire – Citroen Relay 2014 🌿
📍 Pick-up location: Glastonbury
💤 Sleeps 2 | 🐾 Dog-friendly | 🔋 Fully off-grid
Looking to escape the ordinary? My 2014 Citroen Relay camper is now available to hire — the perfect setup for road trips, festivals, wild camping, or long weekends off-grid.
🔧 Key Features:
• ✅ Brand new engine – ultra reliable
• 💤 Sleeps 2 comfortably (plus a built-in dog bed for your...
The Motorhome
Amenities
Living area
- Air conditioning living
- Awning
- Bike carrier
- Camping table and chairs
- Dinette
- Freezer
- Garage
- Gas cylinder
- Heating
- Hot water
- Kitchen equipment
- Linens
- L-seat
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Off-grid camping
- Outside shower
- Oven
- Refrigerator
- Safety box
- Shower
- Solar panel
- Stove
- Swivel seats
- Toilet
- Towels included
- TV
- TV receiver
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Winter camping
Cab features
- Airbags
- Air conditioning cabin
- Audio input
- Bluetooth
- Cruise Control
- GPS
- Isofix
- Parking assistance
- Power Steering
- Radio
- Reversing camera
- Roof rack
- Snow chains
- Towbar
- Winter tyres
Insurances
House Rules
- Smoking Allowed: No
- Pets Allowed: Yes
- Going Abroad Allowed: Yes
- Wintersport Allowed: Yes
- Festivals Allowed: Yes
- Mountains allowed: Yes
- Minimum Age Restriction: 25 years
🚐 Camper Van Rental Rules
✅ Usage Rules
• No smoking inside the vehicle.
• No off-road use (unless I allow it).
• Only listed drivers may operate the vehicle.
• No climbing on the roof, I will be building a roof rack with decking, give me a chance!
• Do not exceed the passenger/sleeping capacity.
🛠️ Care Rules
• Clean up after use – van should be returned in a tidy state.
• Toilet must be emptied and rinsed
• All cookware and kitchen equipment must be washed and put away.
• Do not use candles inside.
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🔁 Return Rules
⏰ Return Time
• Late returns without communication may be charged (£25).
⛽ Fuel Policy
• Full to full: Van goes out with a full tank and must be returned full.
• If not returned full, a refuel charge + fuel cost applies (£20 service fee + fuel cost).
♻️ Waste / Water
Toilet must be emptied and cleaned, or a cleaning charge applies (£50).
🧽 Cleaning
• Interior must be returned clean – swept out, surfaces wiped down.
• If excessive cleaning is needed, a fee will be charged (£50).
• Exterior cleaning not required unless unusually dirty (e.g. covered in mud).
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🧾 Deposit and Damage
• A security deposit of (£500) is required and held in case of:
• Damage to the van
• Missing equipment
• Breach of rules
• Deposit refunded within [48–72 hours] after return, pending inspection.
• Fridge must be emptied before return.
• Return all provided keys
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Pricing
- Weekly mileage limit 1,600 km
- Price per extra KM £0.20
- Cleaning Fee £0
Availability
- Pickup Time: 12:00 AM
- Return Time: 12:00 AM
- 2 nights minimum
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